Sweater Time

Is it just me, or is it getting harder and harder to find  "Ugly Christmas Sweaters" that are actually "ugly"? Because these definitely don't fit that particular requirement:

Plaid  / XMAS / Reindeer
Mistletoe / Snow / Minimalist
Ski / Wrapping Paper / Elf

Which one is your favorite?

Peace, Love, and Lobsters

Laura